Patong – Phuket – Thailand

Patong – Phuket – Thailand

Patong is the party capital of South East Asia, with a world famous night life and a great beach.

Mostly this is party lovers’ heaven of night life, with many entertainment complexes and  a huge number

of bars, with many female working girls, catering for the male sex industry and Thailand Sex tourism nicely.

Married couples and honeymooners also make up a high percentage of tourists in Patong too, What can I say, It’s a fun place to be no matter who you are.

Many shops in Patong offer Massage. (sex-related, for happy-ending massage) as well the traditional therapeutic massage which can be benefiting and helpful to a holiday goer who wishes to be pampered to unwind and forget about the stress of day-to-day life.

Patong – Dream Trips and World Ventures

You will start to see many tourists popping up with ‘YOU SHOULD BE HERE’ blue signs in Phuket now, as Thailand has recently been added as a World Ventures destiantion.

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Look at this Muppet holding his YOU SHOULD BE HERE Blue Sign!

Massage in Patong

A Price for a massage in Patong is higher than the prices that you will pay in Phuket Town, but there’s reason for this, as Phuket Town is no place to spend a relaxing time for a holiday maker. If you do decide to venture out to Phuket Town and have a look, you will see that it is very much strictly only for Thai Nationals to be – Not setup for Tourists at all, so if you wish to see a more traditional part of Thailand, Phuket Town is for you!

In Peak Tourist Season time, with the accommodation and hotels, you will be lucky to get anything decent (air-con) under B1000 at this time.

But still, Patong, Phuket makes a  good destination for the average traveller (on foot, with a

backpack), and in the rainy season when prices are far lower.

If you wish to really live cheap, you can live in Rooming houses (‘mansions’) a few blocks inland provide nice, clean air-con rooms and suites ascheaply as 300 baht/day (less without air-con), or 3,000- 10,000 baht/month. However Patong has every type of priced accomodation (to help someone)/place to live and sleep

Whatever type of cuisine you enjoy from around the world, expect in a restaurant to have it here!

with food, the service is perfect and  the food waiters and waitresses are really friendly and willing to help even if you take a thousand hours to choose, as all restaurants

in Patong list far too many meal choices and options on their menu. Too many good looking meals to choose from, and the Staff speak good English too.  We guarantee that after every meal in all restaurants in Patong, you will walk away saying that the  food was awesome!

Price is excellent and cheap for the quality of food that is dished up before you! No restaurants in Patong could really be described as expensive, they are priced accordingly.


Patong, Phuket, is visited once per year by a few ships of the United States of America Navy. These ships dock here for weeks at a time, and I bet the sailors enjoy every minute of it!

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